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pastalad:

so this morning my dad said

“hey we got some tomatos”

and i walk into the kITCHEN AND THE ENTIRE TABLE WAS COMPLETELY COVERED IN TOMATOS LIKE DAD THAT IS NOT SOME TOMATOS THAT IS A FUCKLOAD OF TOMATOS

WHRE DID YOU EVEN GET ALL OF THESE TOMATOS

JUST IN CASE YOU FUCKERS THOUGH TI WAS JOKING

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→ 22 May 13 at 8 pm pleasestopbeingsad:

Street harassment is not a compliment.

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→ 22 May 13 at 8 pm imreallyfunnyreally:

lol imagine this happened to you

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thecompanionsdoctor:

thecompanionsdoctor:

Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif

and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this

Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years

Which one of you assholes brought this back

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→ 22 May 13 at 7 pm (Source: tastefullyoffensive, via dreamwithoutfear26)

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→ 22 May 13 at 7 pm newtitties:

tardismyoldgirl:

are we just not gonna talk about how the second one is floating?

that’s the power of the gay

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→ 22 May 13 at 7 pm millymullins:

Oh my gosh!! :’) Baby lion kisses!

(Source: togifs)

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zephyrial:

I love how Legolas is freaking out, Aragorn is kind of unnerved, and then there’s Gimli is just like “Back off fool, I am a Dwarf. I can just blow you away”

(Source: haldirs, via whatawickedgangwearebelow)

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→ 22 May 13 at 7 pm wantonforwontons:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

Why does’t this have more notes

(Source: casualcynic, via dementedflower)

wantonforwontons:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

Why does’t this have more notes

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darrellcartrip:

They are perfect.

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→ 22 May 13 at 7 pm 221cbakerstreet:

everybody wants morgan freeman to narrate their life but I want five sassy singing lady muses

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synthy-hollow:

babytitty:

brbjellyfishing:

What if crazy Steve killed drake, josh and their parents, kidnapped Megan and took her to Seattle, forced her to call herself Carly, and made her pretend she was his little sister

why do y’all do this?

Holy shit though

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