oknope:

you never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.

(via dementedflower)

pokemonnurse:

shinjimikami:

ok

Thank

calumberjacked:

jaclcfrost:

image

whoever came up with this is probably still patting themselves on the back at this very moment

i went to burger king when they got these and the girl said “would you like some satifries? theyre really satifrying.” and the boy behind her goes “shut up” and she goes “hes not satifried with my puns.”

(via wugitywow)

trencly:

justintimerblake:

do seagulls have seagoals

image

this one does

(via collapsed)

 58534
16 Apr 14 at 2 pm

awwww-cute:

Got myself a bean bag couch. The dog thinks he has a new throne

(via collapsed)

awwww-cute:

Got myself a bean bag couch. The dog thinks he has a new throne

guy:

when ur trying to get to know someone but someone keeps interrupting ur convo

image

(Source: guy, via collapsed)

 170350
16 Apr 14 at 12 am

brillohead:

baconsteak:

milhousecest:

i fucking hate you kathy lee

im laughing so hard oh my god

oh my fucking god

(Source: meladoodle, via this--too--shall--pass)

pelicanmutt:

i cant believe im hesitating making this post but

if someone has a comfort object, like a blanket or a stuffed animal or anythign that they have to sleep with in order to make them feel secure or positive, don’t fucking make fun of them. i don’t care where it is or why you feel that it’s funny or childish, but don’t make fun of them. 

(Source: gameboar, via txlover)

 78765
16 Apr 14 at 12 am

stunningpicture:

So, my friend made herself into 15 foot long cardboard velociraptor with googly eyes

(via hiddlewiggles)

stunningpicture:

So, my friend made herself into 15 foot long cardboard velociraptor with googly eyes
 39346
16 Apr 14 at 12 am

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

somnomania:

meowoofau:

mini me

It’s me but mini.

Image credits: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

aaaaaaaaa

okay but the black and white cat and kitten are glaring the same way. 

(Source: meowoof.com.au, via hiddlewiggles)

 403079
16 Apr 14 at 12 am

castielinablanket:

pippin-and-other-drugs:

remember when we found out Neville Longbottom had bigger balls than anyone else in the HP series

remember how Dumbledore told us this in the very first book, but no one believed him

(Source: bloodtraitor, via txlover)

hecklerandkoch:

Back in like fourth grade there was this thing at my school called the 100 book challenge and basically you got prizes for every like book you read and I read so much they called my mom in because they thought I was forging her signature on the logs because I read like seven hours a day and ‘no child would actually read that much’

(via dementedflower)